Two Eggs

[Seafood]

Two eggs got married. On the wedding night, Mr Egg is lying in bed, when out of the bathroom comes Mrs Egg. She says, "I've just slipped into something a bit more comfortable", she is wearing a see-through bra and panties.

Upon seeing this, Mr Egg says, "right, I'd better go and slip into something more comfy too."

When he comes out of the bathroom he is wearing a crash helmet. Mrs Egg says, "what the friggging are you wearing a stupid crash helmet for?"

And Mr Egg says, "the last time I was this hard, some bath-plug hit me over the head with a frigggin spoon."