Sex Education

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Little Johnny comes home from school. His granny asks him what they did. He says "We learned about contraception, sex and masturbation" His grandmother is furious and slaps him. Johnny runs to his room crying. Johnny's mother has seen all this and asks his granny why she slapped him. Granny says "Because he said they learned about contraception, sex and masturbation!" Johnny's mother says "But that's what they learn in school nowadays! It's called sex education!" Granny feels sheepish and decides to go and apologise. She walks into Johnny's room and sees him masturbating. "Johnny" she says quietly. "When you've finished your homework, come downstairs and talk to me".