Lease

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A lawyers lease was ending, but he was having difficulty finding a new home because, he had a wife and ten children. Nobody would rent to him-they knew the children would destroy the house.

One day, getting desperate, he had a brilliant idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with nine of their children. He took the other child with him to the Estate Agents office.

"How many children do you have?" asked the agent.

"Ten."

"Where are the others?"

With a typical sad look, the lawyer answered, "They're in the cemetery with their mother."