Golf

[Seafood]

Four guys enjoyed playing golf, but John had trouble seeing the ball.

His friends convinced him that he needed glasses.

When John finally bought a pair, his game immediately improved.

Back in the clubhouse, after a few beers, one said, "John, those glesses really helped yer game."

John answered, "Yeah. the ball looks like a basketball now. I just can't miss it.

After a few more, he left for the toilet, but came back with the front of his jeans all wet. "Geez, John. What happened?"

John said, "Don't know. I pulled it out and it looked too big for mine, so I just put it back!"