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[koolkat]

Only on a boat.

Could a muti-broken biscuit be used as jig-saw puzzle?

[Seafood]

Perhaps!

Would that fit the bill?

[bluescope]

only on a boat, biscuits and fitting the bill ...

would you have to ask a pelican ... or a hungry mariner in wellies and a Paddington Bear sou'wester hat or even look into the belly of the white whale?

 

[Seafood]

Only if they fit in my boat!

Can they all swim perhaps?

[bluescope]

but the white whale said: 'Not in my head, for if you do you'll wind up dead!' 

And anyway, biscuits and jig-saw puzzles can't swim!

 

[bluescope]

Help! If your dog starts reciting Psalms and your parrot sings like Edith Piaf, what party cakes and pies should you bake?

 

[Seafood]

Would that satisfy their appetite? Something deconstructed may go down better perhaps?

[bluescope]

I tried deconstructed but my cakes and pies fell apart in the oven. Oh woe! And where is the rescue crew with the rubber boat and a flask of brandy?

 

[uk666]

Oh, and its mince pie made with a splash of brandy to give it that little extra luxury!

[bluescope]

a little extra luxury is a fine thing but would it suffice in these uncertain times?

 

[Jamizon]

luxury is good when times are certainly insufficient?

[mgk1956]

Why is there a lull here?

[Jamizon]

Why then, is this lull causing such deafening silence?

[koolkat]

I must be deaf, because I seem to have heard the deafening silence and came here.

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