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Works similar to the Corrupted wish game, and the game is sort of self explanatory.

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A: Why is pizza called pizza?

B: Cause nobody is calling 'em pancakes

Will i fly?

C: Only if you take drugs

Will I be abducted by aliens?

... and so on...

Does the light stay on in the fridge when I close the door?

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Works similar to the Corrupted wish game, and the game is sort of self explanatory. Quote from: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!! A: Why is pizza called pizza? B: Cause nobody is calling 'em pancakes Will i fly? C: Only if you take drugs Will I be abducted by aliens? ... and so on... Does the light stay on in the fridge when I close the door?

Probably when someone starts a "Ye Olde Tales of Olde Ilford" thread. Will Iduma have finally washed between his toes by then?

I tried deconstructed but my cakes and pies fell apart in the oven. Oh woe! And where is the rescue crew with the rubber boat and a flask of brandy?  

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HooHaa

Ask Uncle Mike, from what I hear that is how he cools off on those hot days in his country :)

If I type bad words will they be caught by the "No-No Algorithm"?

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HooHaa

Probably when someone starts a "Ye Olde Tales of Olde Ilford" thread.

Will Iduma have finally washed between his toes by then?

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mgk1956

Not only scrubbed between the toes but all over!

When will the Ye ole tales of Illford start again?

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HooHaa

Well, is it permissable for we lowly "Junior Members" to actually start the tale? (Oh, drat! That was a question)

Will Iduma fiannly wear his Sunday best suit and drive his VW Bug in the up-coming Tale?

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mgk1956

He will wear his flannels and sport a mackintosh to be sure

When will THC deem it fit to start the never ending story thread?

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The Hairy Canary

It's your lucky day as two of the world's most stunning women have just called me into their boudoir and want me to .................... (can't tell you that bit)

Will Iduma find the true love of his life?

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HooHaa

I don't think there are many stray dogs for him to choose from.

Will we ever be able to compose a cohesive and meaningful "Ye Olde Tales of Olde Ilford" that folks will follow as well as add their own touches? [h=2][/h]

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mgk1956

In their ganja laden dreams,they might!

Will Hoohaa allow Iduma to consummate his love?

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The Hairy Canary

of course he will, when you can boil a pint of water in a chocolate teapot :)

Can you adjust the height of a midget???

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The Hairy Canary

Only when I'm doing a 150 mph on one wheel of my Harley.......

When can you see the apocalypse?

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mgk1956

Right when you are on your Harley at dead man's curve at 200mph!:mad:

Why is the giraffe raising its eyebrow at me?:O

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HooHaa

Perhaps it senses your well-known affection toward long-necked mammals?

Hey, why is it also doing the eyebrow thing at me?

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Maybe he likes your avatar.

Do you think that giraffe looks a bit like the meerkat in the TV ad?

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mgk1956

that's because your gorilla is winking at him

Why do i see spots before my eyes?

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HooHaa

Methinks you are the one with spots before your eyes which prompts the next question:

Why did you post twice?

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The Hairy Canary

because he posted more than once.

Will my giraffe and HooHaa's monkey get it on?

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mgk1956

Its just because your gorilla is winking back at him!

Does the giraffe consume pizzas?

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The Hairy Canary

only when he's been out with the lads on the lash.

Can ostriches do the tango?

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mgk1956

Probably they want to neck!

How could a giraffe and a gorilla neck?

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The Hairy Canary

They could always find a nice quiet spot in the back seats of the local cinema.

Is it right to assume that Giraffes and Gorillas can only watch child friendly films?

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HooHaa

That is TRUE, but only in Wales!

I wonder what happens to Vegemite if it has been left out and uncovered for 6-8 months at Uncle Mike's place?

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The Hairy Canary

I would imagine that it would be very upset and also very wet. Vegemite likes to participate in everything!

Do woodlice fart?

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