Andr Legend HooHaa Posted June 1, 2013 Andr Legend #26 Posted June 1, 2013 Most assuredy, they do! Just ask anyone who has slept in the forest after the annual Woodlice Chili Cookoff! Well, it says "Ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer" but is it really necessary for the asked question to be stupid or, can it be a well-thought out plea for a meaningful answer which will solve some of the world's woes?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 1, 2013 #27 Posted June 1, 2013 you can ask any question you like but the answer is in the laps of the gods lol. How much chilli does a woodlice consume per session?
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted June 1, 2013 Andr Legend #28 Posted June 1, 2013 ¼ Microgram Why would anyone want to know that other than mgk1956 or BamSec1 ?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 1, 2013 #29 Posted June 1, 2013 I think it is of national importance. Don't you?
MMT Posted June 1, 2013 #30 Posted June 1, 2013 Not really. I am more interested in this: If woodlice fart in a forest and nobody smells them, did they actually fart?
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted June 2, 2013 Andr Legend #31 Posted June 2, 2013 Of course they do... take notice of the trees swaying next time you're out and about in the verdant forestland - wind lad, gas generated wind!. Why are so many concerned about the body functions of the adorable and cuddly wood lice?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 2, 2013 #32 Posted June 2, 2013 A) they're not adorable. they're definitely not cuddly and C) I think you need to have a recount as what you call 'so many' is two people who are really just inquisitive not concerned! Why do you have to exaggerate everything you say?
MMT Posted June 2, 2013 #33 Posted June 2, 2013 I think we have to accept that HooHaa is like that. Why does all this talk about woodlice upset you?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 2, 2013 #34 Posted June 2, 2013 I think they are entitled to their privacy and we should stand up for their rights! Can you eat a whole dish of jellied eels?
MMT Posted June 2, 2013 #35 Posted June 2, 2013 AHA! Changing the subject again. What size is the plate?
mgk1956 Posted June 2, 2013 #36 Posted June 2, 2013 Can see no plate mate! Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 2, 2013 #37 Posted June 2, 2013 He was approaching a KFC and didn't want to take any chances. Why can't I change the subject?
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted June 2, 2013 Andr Legend #38 Posted June 2, 2013 Nothing wrong with changing the subject but it would be most appreciated if everyone would change their socks more often! The ventilation in this new forum leaves a bit to be desired. Why do Brits call cookies cakes?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 3, 2013 #40 Posted June 3, 2013 I think they just like to Upset Mr Kipling. Will MMT ever get the hang of this game
mgk1956 Posted June 3, 2013 #41 Posted June 3, 2013 He already has he has now stared to eat too many cookies, that he sees cakes before his eyes Why has HooHaa stopped beating his gorilla?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 3, 2013 #42 Posted June 3, 2013 It's National be nice to Gorillas week. Why is water wet?
MMT Posted June 3, 2013 #43 Posted June 3, 2013 If it was dry it would stick in your throat. Am I getting better at this game?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 3, 2013 #44 Posted June 3, 2013 hmm so so, I am looking for an average response time of 3 seconds for this thread Am I expecting too much?
MMT Posted June 3, 2013 #45 Posted June 3, 2013 At the rate you are posting I think you could succeed. Can I ever keep pace with your posting?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 3, 2013 #46 Posted June 3, 2013 Only if you have very nimble fingers and another nine people to keep an eye on the other games for you. Can MMT get the required personnel
MMT Posted June 3, 2013 #47 Posted June 3, 2013 That is very much in doubt. Does THC have a life outside of the ANDR forum?
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted June 3, 2013 Andr Legend #48 Posted June 3, 2013 Yes, he does. He is part of the staff on a BBC-2 program called Top Gear. I believe he is James May's costumer. Why did I write that?
The Hairy Canary Posted June 4, 2013 #50 Posted June 4, 2013 Naaa, he's a pirate at heart. Can you really juggle soot?
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