Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 26, 2022 Administrator Share #1 Posted February 26, 2022 He: Haven't we met before? She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. He: Is this seat empty? She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock? He: Your place or mine? She: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. He: So what do you do for a living? She: I'm a female impersonator. He: Hey, baby, what's your sign? She: Do Not Enter He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized. He: Hey, we're both here for the same reason. She: Right, let's pick up some chicks. He: I want to give myself to you. She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. She: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. He: I know how to please a woman. She: Then please leave me alone. He: I'd go to the end of the world for you. She: Sure, but would you stay there? 2 Link to comment
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