Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 21, 2022 Administrator Share #1 Posted February 21, 2022 You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example... 1) Ziploc Bags- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. ? Hourglass- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. 1 1 Link to comment
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