Wife needed

[Bad Karma]

A man, desperate to get married after looking for a year and tight on money, finally decides to publish a matrimonial in the local daily.

Not willing to spend too much on the ad, he decides to keep it short. “Urgently needed – one odd wife.” is what his ad said.

The next day he received 459 responses, each saying the same thing-: “Take mine. Will deliver for no extra charge.”