Seal Pup

[Seafood]

A plumber purchased a seal pup from a marine animal rescue service. He brought the slippery little fellow up to be his valued assistant on the job.

As the seal matured, it became a specialist in fixing toilet problems.

The flippered creature could balance its tools on its nose while

repairing a flush mechanism, reversing an overflow in the toilet bowl, and fixing dozens of other toilet issues. And the novelty of a seal plumber caused business to boom.

But one day, the seal got the urge to join the circus. The animal was

such a quick study that it became a star overnight, balancing balls

upon its nose and playing complicated musical compositions on a row of horns.

Lamented the bereft plumber, "You picked a fine time to leave me, loo seal!"