Seafood Posted September 2, 2024 Author #201 Posted September 2, 2024 Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
Seafood Posted September 5, 2024 Author #202 Posted September 5, 2024 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”
Seafood Posted September 8, 2024 Author #203 Posted September 8, 2024 Small son sitting on Daddy’s lap: “I’m still confused. Was I born in a nest or a hive?”
Seafood Posted September 10, 2024 Author #204 Posted September 10, 2024 What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal. 1
Seafood Posted September 11, 2024 Author #205 Posted September 11, 2024 What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
Seafood Posted September 18, 2024 Author #206 Posted September 18, 2024 If you take $2 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?
Seafood Posted September 19, 2024 Author #207 Posted September 19, 2024 How can you tell you’re getting old? When you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you. 1 1
Seafood Posted September 24, 2024 Author #208 Posted September 24, 2024 What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal. 1
Seafood Posted September 27, 2024 Author #209 Posted September 27, 2024 Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 1
Seafood Posted September 29, 2024 Author #210 Posted September 29, 2024 Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore. 1
Seafood Posted October 6, 2024 Author #211 Posted October 6, 2024 Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
Seafood Posted October 11, 2024 Author #212 Posted October 11, 2024 Why did the hairdresser win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Seafood Posted October 17, 2024 Author #213 Posted October 17, 2024 What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
Seafood Posted October 20, 2024 Author #214 Posted October 20, 2024 What is a seven course Irish dinner? A six-pack and a potato. 1
Seafood Posted October 26, 2024 Author #215 Posted October 26, 2024 What's the similarity between a camera and a condom? They're both used to catch those special moments! 2
Seafood Posted October 29, 2024 Author #216 Posted October 29, 2024 What do you call a woman who throws all her bills into the fire? Bernadette 1
Seafood Posted October 31, 2024 Author #217 Posted October 31, 2024 What do you call a lady with just one leg? Eileen. What do you call a chinese lady with just one leg? Irene. 1
Seafood Posted November 6, 2024 Author #218 Posted November 6, 2024 How do you make an Irishman cry? Say "last call." 1
Seafood Posted November 14, 2024 Author #219 Posted November 14, 2024 What's the hardest part of telling your son he's adopted? For me it was learning Chinese. 1
Seafood Posted November 23, 2024 Author #220 Posted November 23, 2024 Q: What do wives and hand grenades have in common? A: When you pull the ring, your house is gone. 1
Seafood Posted December 12, 2024 Author #221 Posted December 12, 2024 What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing the piano....... clever d*ck 2
Seafood Posted December 14, 2024 Author #222 Posted December 14, 2024 Did you hear about the guy who ran naked through a crowded church? They caught him by the organ. 1
Seafood Posted December 24, 2024 Author #223 Posted December 24, 2024 What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? ... Puddles! 1
Seafood Posted December 25, 2024 Author #224 Posted December 25, 2024 I was out walking in the woods today.A bloke with binoculars asked me "Whats the difference between a crow and a blackbird?" I said "Crows are blacker,have heavier beaks and a fan like tail, and a blackbird has thick lips,fuzzy hair and a massive ar*e." 1
Seafood Posted January 22 Author #225 Posted January 22 What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of a World Cup? A referee. 2
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