Questions & Answers

[Seafood]

Just asking.....When does it stop being partly cloudy to being partly sunny?

[koolkat]

Why can't Peter Pan fly?

He neverlands.

[koolkat]

Why did the duck cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

[koolkat]

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment, and the other oinkment.

[koolkat]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. 

[Seafood]

Why is Christmas like any other day in the office?

You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit

 

[Seafood]

What do you call a Indian electrician?

Ashock

[Bad Karma]

Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?
A: So all the old people can see there futures!

[Seafood]

What's the definition of being macho,

Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

[Seafood]

How do you tell a kebab to be quiet?
Shhh, kebab

[Seafood]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Violet should buy herself an insulated bra.

[Seafood]

When you see some people work, you wonder what they will do when they retire.

[Seafood]

What is the difference between medium and rare.?

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six inches is medium, and nine inches is rare.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Seafood]

Did you hear about the Irish water polo team?
All their horses drowned.

[Seafood]

An economics teacher asks, "Whats the similarity between a bank and a bra?"

One of the students answers, "Well the more you put in it the higher the interest !"

[Seafood]

Why are all the Dubliners running outside at daybreak holding glasses in the air?

The morning's weather forecast called for a wee nip in the air.
 

[Seafood]

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

[Seafood]

She leaves me with the feeling that when we bury the hatchet she’ll mark the exact spot.

[Seafood]

How do you confuse and Irish Man?
            
Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

[Seafood]

What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.

[Seafood]

What makes us human?

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[Seafood]

What's the difference between light and hard?

I can always turn the light off

[Seafood]

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.

[Seafood]

Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

[Seafood]

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.