koolkat Posted April 28, 2021 #101 Posted April 28, 2021 (edited) Journalist: How does it feel Mr Edison to have failed so many times? Edison: I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Edited April 28, 2021 by koolkat 1
Seafood Posted April 29, 2021 Author #102 Posted April 29, 2021 What is the difference between a woman and a gun You can get a silencer for a gun 1
koolkat Posted May 12, 2021 #103 Posted May 12, 2021 What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black? Artificial intelligence. 1
Seafood Posted May 20, 2021 Author #104 Posted May 20, 2021 What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care. 1
Seafood Posted June 11, 2021 Author #105 Posted June 11, 2021 What has McDonalds and a red light got in common? My wife always drives through them. 1
Seafood Posted June 13, 2021 Author #106 Posted June 13, 2021 Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it!
Seafood Posted June 14, 2021 Author #107 Posted June 14, 2021 Q. Why are Women's feet shorter than men's feet? A. So they can stand closer to the sink. 1
Seafood Posted June 15, 2021 Author #108 Posted June 15, 2021 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and the longer it's in the stronger it gets? Tea.
Seafood Posted June 19, 2021 Author #109 Posted June 19, 2021 Why does Gaza keep firing rockets at Israel? …..It keeps them occupied. 1
Seafood Posted July 21, 2021 Author #110 Posted July 21, 2021 What do condoms and cameras have in common? Both capture moments of joy.
Seafood Posted July 21, 2021 Author #111 Posted July 21, 2021 What's the difference between a Irish wedding and a Irish funeral One is less drunk
Seafood Posted August 27, 2021 Author #112 Posted August 27, 2021 Whats the difference between God & Bono... God doesnt get around thinking hes bono
koolkat Posted September 30, 2021 #113 Posted September 30, 2021 If a cow can't make milk is is an udder failure or a milk dud? It probably has a mammary lapse. 1
Seafood Posted October 13, 2021 Author #114 Posted October 13, 2021 What do you call a Russian prostitute? Knickersoffski
Seafood Posted October 14, 2021 Author #115 Posted October 14, 2021 How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles. 1
Seafood Posted October 30, 2021 Author #116 Posted October 30, 2021 What has four wheels and fly’s? A garbage truck
Seafood Posted December 8, 2021 Author #117 Posted December 8, 2021 What’s six inches long, has a bald head and drives Jewish women wild? A hundred dollar note.
Seafood Posted December 14, 2021 Author #118 Posted December 14, 2021 What do nail polish and panties have in common? Both of them come off with Alcohol.
Seafood Posted December 16, 2021 Author #119 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you get if you hold a twenty pound note between your chin and your chest? A good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #120 Posted December 16, 2021 How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #121 Posted December 16, 2021 Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #122 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #123 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs? Anything, he can't hear you.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #124 Posted December 16, 2021 What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"? Santa Claus walking backwards.
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 #125 Posted December 16, 2021 What you get when you cross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker. 1
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