Questions & Answers

[Seafood]

Just asking.....When does it stop being partly cloudy to being partly sunny?

[koolkat]

Why can't Peter Pan fly?

He neverlands.

[koolkat]

Why did the duck cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

[koolkat]

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment, and the other oinkment.

[koolkat]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. 

[Seafood]

Why is Christmas like any other day in the office?

You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit

 

[Seafood]

What do you call a Indian electrician?

Ashock

[Bad Karma]

Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?
A: So all the old people can see there futures!

[Seafood]

What's the definition of being macho,

Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

[Seafood]

How do you tell a kebab to be quiet?
Shhh, kebab

[Seafood]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Violet should buy herself an insulated bra.

[Seafood]

When you see some people work, you wonder what they will do when they retire.