Seafood Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share #126 Posted December 23, 2021 Whats the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a brisk walk outside?...One is a pant in the country,... Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share #127 Posted December 23, 2021 My wife said, "Why is there a shirt and tie on the telly?" I said, "It's a smart tv." Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share #128 Posted January 6, 2022 Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work!!.. Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share #129 Posted January 12, 2022 What's the difference between Boris Johnson and the Beastie Boys? The Beastie Boys had to fight for their right to party!!.. Link to comment
MMT Posted January 14, 2022 Share #130 Posted January 14, 2022 Why is Mickey Mouse's helicopter no use in Scotland? Disneyland. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted January 15, 2022 Administrator Share #131 Posted January 15, 2022 Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy blind people as well. Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share #132 Posted January 18, 2022 A little kid just said to me, "What's your favourite telly tubby?" I said "Probably the Samsung 42 inch flatscreen, ya cheeky wee b*st*rd" Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted January 25, 2022 Administrator Share #133 Posted January 25, 2022 Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home? A: So all the old people can see there futures! 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted January 27, 2022 Administrator Share #134 Posted January 27, 2022 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted January 27, 2022 Administrator Share #135 Posted January 27, 2022 Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 2, 2022 Author Share #136 Posted February 2, 2022 What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 3, 2022 Administrator Share #137 Posted February 3, 2022 Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 6, 2022 Administrator Share #138 Posted February 6, 2022 Do you enjoy yelling "What?" from the other room? Then marriage might be for you. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 12, 2022 Administrator Share #139 Posted February 12, 2022 Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the cooker and the fridge. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share #140 Posted February 18, 2022 Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells! Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 18, 2022 Administrator Share #141 Posted February 18, 2022 How do white fairytales start? "Once upon a time," Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 18, 2022 Administrator Share #142 Posted February 18, 2022 How do black fairytales start? "N*** you ain't gonna believe this!" 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 25, 2022 Author Share #143 Posted February 25, 2022 WHAT DO THEY CALL A BEDPAN IN RUSSIA? A POOTIN Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 3, 2022 Author Share #144 Posted March 3, 2022 What did the titanic say as it sank? I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 14, 2022 Author Share #145 Posted March 14, 2022 What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share #146 Posted March 19, 2022 What has four legs, whiskers, a tail & flies?.......A dead cat . Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share #147 Posted March 21, 2022 What do you get when you cross a fluffy bunny and a vicious Rottweiler? . . . just the Rottweiler. Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share #148 Posted March 24, 2022 What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted March 30, 2022 Administrator Share #149 Posted March 30, 2022 What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok? One tells time, the other wastes time. Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 5, 2022 Author Share #150 Posted April 5, 2022 Why don't gynecologists have very long careers? They all retire early with Tunnel vision! Link to comment
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