Seafood Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share #76 Posted May 20, 2020 What's the best thing for a hangover in the morning? Fifteen pints of lager the night before. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share #77 Posted June 24, 2020 What's the difference between a Tampon and a Lada? The Tampon comes with its own tow rope. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share #78 Posted June 27, 2020 How does a prostitute take her liquor? By the ears. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share #79 Posted June 27, 2020 What do you call a woman on one leg? Eileen Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 8, 2020 Author Share #80 Posted July 8, 2020 What do mechanics and lesbians have in common? Snapon Tools! Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 12, 2020 Author Share #81 Posted July 12, 2020 What is illegal ? A sick bird. Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 20, 2020 Author Share #82 Posted July 20, 2020 How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? Cut the rope. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 7, 2020 Author Share #83 Posted August 7, 2020 What is the best way to cook alligator? In a croc pot 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 7, 2020 Author Share #84 Posted August 7, 2020 What do fish do in a crisis? They sea-kelp Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 14, 2020 Author Share #85 Posted August 14, 2020 What’s better than winning the lottery Winning it the day after you’re divorce comes in Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 22, 2020 Author Share #86 Posted August 22, 2020 How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share #87 Posted August 23, 2020 What did the horse say to the one legged jockey. How you getting on. Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 29, 2020 Author Share #88 Posted August 29, 2020 What has hit more balls than David Beckhams right boot? Katie prices chin!! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share #89 Posted September 17, 2020 Why do U2’s legal team work for free? Because they’re pro Bono Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 29, 2020 Author Share #90 Posted October 29, 2020 Why do Marxists only ever drink horrible tea? Because all proper tea is theft. Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share #91 Posted November 7, 2020 What do electric vehicles and Diarrhoea have in common? Range Anxiety! Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 8, 2020 Author Share #92 Posted November 8, 2020 Q: What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? A: There's one less drunk at the funeral. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 14, 2020 Author Share #93 Posted November 14, 2020 What's the difference between a tramp and an MP? One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society. The other's a tramp. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share #94 Posted March 23, 2021 Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share #95 Posted April 8, 2021 Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share #96 Posted April 8, 2021 Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Link to comment
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 Share #97 Posted April 24, 2021 How do you save a lawyer from drowning? Stop pressing his head under water. 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 Share #98 Posted April 24, 2021 Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? Because she ran away from the ball 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 Share #99 Posted April 24, 2021 Professor: What’s your superpower? Me: Hindsight. Professor: That’s not going to help us. Me: Yes, I see that now 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 27, 2021 Author Share #100 Posted April 27, 2021 What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake? One less drunk! Link to comment
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