Seafood Posted September 5, 2018 #1 Posted September 5, 2018 What do you call a Russian with Bronchitis Ivor Chestikov 1 1 2
Seafood Posted September 5, 2018 Author #2 Posted September 5, 2018 What do you call an Indian man that travels a lot? Bindair Dundat 1 2
Seafood Posted September 6, 2018 Author #3 Posted September 6, 2018 What are the three words you dread to hear when making love ? Honey I'm home 3 1
Seafood Posted September 6, 2018 Author #4 Posted September 6, 2018 Whats the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your whole week. 2 1
Seafood Posted September 8, 2018 Author #5 Posted September 8, 2018 Want to know how to make your wife scream while you're having sex? Call her up and tell her what you're doing. 1 2
Seafood Posted September 12, 2018 Author #6 Posted September 12, 2018 What do you call a marathon where all the runners are transvestites? A drag race. 1 2
Seafood Posted September 15, 2018 Author #7 Posted September 15, 2018 How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It must be more than eight, 'cause my spare room's still dark. 2 1
Seafood Posted September 16, 2018 Author #8 Posted September 16, 2018 Teacher:"I have a green ball in one hand, a green ball in another, what do I have" Student:"Kermit the Frog begging for mercy" 3
Seafood Posted October 3, 2018 Author #9 Posted October 3, 2018 Why can’t dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the f**kline 1 2
Seafood Posted October 3, 2018 Author #10 Posted October 3, 2018 How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed. 2
Seafood Posted October 8, 2018 Author #11 Posted October 8, 2018 Q: Why are PCs like air conditioners? A: They stop working properly if you open Windows! 2 2
Seafood Posted October 8, 2018 Author #12 Posted October 8, 2018 Q: What do you call Windows Multitasking? A: Screwing up several things at once! 2 1
Seafood Posted October 10, 2018 Author #13 Posted October 10, 2018 Q. Where did Noah keep his Bees? A. In the Arkhives 2
Seafood Posted October 12, 2018 Author #15 Posted October 12, 2018 Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman? A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up. 1 1
Seafood Posted October 30, 2018 Author #16 Posted October 30, 2018 Q. What’s the most dangerous thing a F1 Grand Prix driver does? A. Skiing. 1
Seafood Posted November 1, 2018 Author #17 Posted November 1, 2018 Japanese Doctor Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not ma ke you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up! Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. 1
Seafood Posted November 2, 2018 Author #18 Posted November 2, 2018 Q: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? A: They pumpkin. 1
Seafood Posted November 8, 2018 Author #19 Posted November 8, 2018 Q: What has made you feel more of a man than anything else? A: For me it was the introduction of the metric system. 1
Seafood Posted November 9, 2018 Author #20 Posted November 9, 2018 Where did Little Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere 2
Seafood Posted November 10, 2018 Author #21 Posted November 10, 2018 What did the guy say when he walked into a bar in California? "Free shots for everyone" 1
Seafood Posted November 10, 2018 Author #22 Posted November 10, 2018 Why don't they have ice cubes in Ireland? The Irish have forgotten the recipe. 2
Seafood Posted November 12, 2018 Author #23 Posted November 12, 2018 How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As Mushroom as possible 1
Seafood Posted November 20, 2018 Author #24 Posted November 20, 2018 What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A d*ck in a box. 1
Seafood Posted November 21, 2018 Author #25 Posted November 21, 2018 How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together! 2
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