Late Husband

[Bad Karma]

An angry wife calls her husband who is late for dinner and yells to the phone, “Where the hell are you?”

Husband replies, “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”

Wife, with a smile and blushing, replies sweetly, “Yeah I remember that my love!”

Husband says, “I’m in the pub just next to that shop.”