Loan

[Seafood]

Andy goes to see a lawyer and tells him,

“My neighbor borrowed $300 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

The Lawyer asks Andy, “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?”

“Not really,” replies Andy. "I thought we were good enough friends and trusted him."

"I see, says the Lawyer.

“Okay, then we will write him a letter, enclosing a stamped addressed return envelope, asking him for the $3,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $300,” replied the man.

“Precisely, replies the Lawyer." "And that’s what I expect he will reply and then we’ll have our proof before taking him to Court!”