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Every year, Jim entered the state lottery hoping to win.
He never did. One day, after praying vigorously and hoping for God's message, he headed out to the State Fair. A flash of lightning struck him as he was passing by Nadine's carnival booth. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 written on each of her butt cheeks.He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a sign. He lost again.Sad.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of @ssholes in your life.
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