Why?

[Seafood]

• Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

• Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

• Why is a boxing ring square?

• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

• Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

• Can a stupid person be a smart-a$#?

• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

[Ropotalo]

Lipstick is a queen!