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Paddy goes to see his doctor and asks : "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?"
His doctor asks Paddy "Well, that depends…Do you drink?"
Paddy says,”Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soft drinks too. I just drink plenty of fresh water."
"Do you smoke?"
"No, sir! Never smoked in my life, and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke."
"Do you eat a lot of sugary and greasy foods?"
"No, sir! I carefully watch my diet and caloric intake, and I'm sure to eat plenty of vegetables."
"Do you go to parties? Stay up late? Are you sexually promiscuous?"
"No, not at all! Early to bed and early to rise! And abstinence is key."Paddy says proudly.!!
The doctor raises an eyebrow at Paddy, and asks,"So... Why exactly do you want to live to be a hundred?" 🤔😂
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