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If Men are only capable of concentrating on one thing at a time, how come Women have two boobs?

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Apparently john McAfee died from some sort of virus.

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“I don’t want an inquiry, I want to find out what happened.”  (“Yes Minister”)

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Computing definitions:

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to generate computer errors easier.

Help:  The feature that assists in generating more questions.

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Reference Manual, n. Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for short table legs.

Toll-free hotline:  A busy-signal test number.

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If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.....

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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a 'sewer-side' bombing..

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I was having second thoughts about jumping off the building until somebody shouted, "Think of your wife and kids".

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I knew it was going to be one of those days today..
I went to a funeral earlier and caught the wreath.
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“I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.”  (W C Fields)

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Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness:  You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Stupid mistakes are what the others make.  What we make are unavoidable errors.

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Do bin men get formal training? Or do they pick it up as they go along?

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I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.
I wonder if he was mowed down?

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WARNING: Ad-blockers make you unattractive to women. I just installed one and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest.

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Why don't people who cook using a slow cooker just use their normal cooker and turn it down a bit?

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I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

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People are always saying they want a white Christmas...
Why? Nowadays there are snowflakes everywhere all year round!!..

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My wife is exhausted after the hot steamy action she just had,
Still! at least now the ironing basket is empty!!..

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