Seafood Posted June 20, 2021 Share #51 Posted June 20, 2021 If Men are only capable of concentrating on one thing at a time, how come Women have two boobs? 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 25, 2021 Share #52 Posted June 25, 2021 Apparently john McAfee died from some sort of virus. 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted June 26, 2021 Author Share #53 Posted June 26, 2021 “I don’t want an inquiry, I want to find out what happened.” (“Yes Minister”) 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted June 26, 2021 Author Share #54 Posted June 26, 2021 Computing definitions: Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse - An advanced input device to generate computer errors easier. Help: The feature that assists in generating more questions. 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted June 26, 2021 Author Share #55 Posted June 26, 2021 Reference Manual, n. Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for short table legs. Toll-free hotline: A busy-signal test number. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 1, 2021 Share #56 Posted July 1, 2021 If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in..... 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 2, 2021 Share #57 Posted July 2, 2021 Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a 'sewer-side' bombing.. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 5, 2021 Share #58 Posted July 5, 2021 I was having second thoughts about jumping off the building until somebody shouted, "Think of your wife and kids". 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 8, 2021 Share #59 Posted July 8, 2021 I knew it was going to be one of those days today.. I went to a funeral earlier and caught the wreath. 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share #60 Posted July 15, 2021 “I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.” (W C Fields) 2 Link to comment
koolkat Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share #61 Posted July 15, 2021 Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 1 2 Link to comment
koolkat Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share #62 Posted July 15, 2021 Stupid mistakes are what the others make. What we make are unavoidable errors. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 22, 2021 Share #63 Posted July 22, 2021 Do bin men get formal training? Or do they pick it up as they go along? 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 29, 2021 Share #64 Posted July 29, 2021 I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war. I wonder if he was mowed down? 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted August 15, 2021 Author Share #65 Posted August 15, 2021 WARNING: Ad-blockers make you unattractive to women. I just installed one and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest. 3 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 9, 2021 Share #66 Posted September 9, 2021 Why don't people who cook using a slow cooker just use their normal cooker and turn it down a bit? 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 13, 2021 Share #67 Posted September 13, 2021 I've often wanted to drown my troubles, But my wife won't go swimming! 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 16, 2021 Share #68 Posted September 16, 2021 How did the bloke who made the first clock, know what time it was? 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 29, 2021 Share #69 Posted September 29, 2021 I dreamt I was a car but when I woke I only had the horn. Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 9, 2021 Share #70 Posted October 9, 2021 I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 14, 2021 Share #71 Posted October 14, 2021 'How come every time you ring a wrong number it's never engaged?' Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 15, 2021 Share #72 Posted October 15, 2021 People are always saying they want a white Christmas... Why? Nowadays there are snowflakes everywhere all year round!!.. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 24, 2021 Share #73 Posted October 24, 2021 My wife is exhausted after the hot steamy action she just had, Still! at least now the ironing basket is empty!!.. Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 28, 2021 Share #74 Posted October 28, 2021 When me and the wife got divorced, we split the house, I got the outside! Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 20, 2021 Share #75 Posted November 20, 2021 Why are there never any side effects? I'd love to read my tablets packaging & see "May cause extreme sexiness! Link to comment
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