Jab

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William Shakespeare went to get vaccinated.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: "As you like it."

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare: "Much ado about nothing."

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: "Measure for measure?"

Nurse: So, how was the experience?

Shakespeare: "A midsummer night's dream!"

Nurse: So what do you think of the govt handling of Covid?

Shakespeare: "Comedy of Errors."