Grenade

[Seafood]

Pat and Mick were crossing the bog on their way home from cutting turf, when they found three hand grenades on the heather. "Careful there Mick," says pat. We will bring them to the Guards and let them look after them. Mind how you handle them or they could explode." Mick asks, "Supposing one of them exploded, what would we do?" "Arrah ", says pat, "We'll tell them we only found two."