Holiday

[Seafood]

A group of Irish lads are out in Spain on holidays..

On one of their nights out they encountered a young man from Dublin.

He was so drunk that he could hardly stand.

The lads asked him his name and he said; "Phillip Maguire."

The lads told him; " It's not safe being here on your own. We are going to look after you! "

So for the rest of the holiday the lads looked after Phillip.

He was filled with booze day in and day out.

Philip tried to explain something to them but the lads just said; " Dont you worry pal, you are in good hands! We are going to look after and make sure that you have a great holiday."

When the holiday was over the lads took Phillip back with them.

"Which part of Dublin are you from?" They asked him.

"Ballyfermot! "He muttered.

So they headed to Ballyfermot and went to the address that Phillip had given them.

When they arrived one of the lads went to check it it was the correct address.

He went up to the door and rang the bell.

A woman answered; " Hello, can I help you?"

"Yes! " The lads answered; "I was wondering is this the home of Philip Maguire?"

" Why yes it is. But he's not here. He is over in Spain on his honeymoon...!"