Train

[Seafood]

Paddy phoned his boss's mobile.

"I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."

"What..?" his boss replied, sounding a bit annoyed.

"It's five o'clock in the bloody morning,

what are you doing on a train?"

"You tell me," Paddy replied.

"You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning.....