Birds & the Bees

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The teacher was telling the kids about the Birds and the Bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest in Heaven.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher,
"Are you sure about the Stork bit, Miss..?
"Cos I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a….
“ Shag in Scarborough!!