Definitely

[Seafood]

A nursery school teacher says to her class: "Who can use the word definitely in a sentence?"

First little girl says: "The sky is definitely blue."

Teacher says: "Sorry,Amy but the sky can be grey,or orange."

The second little girl says: "Trees are definitely green."

"Sorry,but in the autumn trees are brown," says the teacher.

Little Johnny from the back off the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says: "Johnny! of course not!!!"

"Ok then." says Johnny: " I definitely sh*t my pants."