Thief

[Seafood]

Paddy was looking in the jeweller's shop window when an elephant came along, headbutted the window and hoovered up all the watches and jewellery with his trunk. Then he trundled off. Next, the cops arrive. "What exactly happened?" the cop asked. Paddy says, "It was an elephant. He headbutted the window and sucked everything up with his trunk." "Hmm" said the cop. "Was it African or Asian?" "It was a fookin elephant!" says Paddy. "Yes, but did it have big ears or small ears?" "Aw, couldn't tell ye" says Paddy. "He was wearing a balaclava".