4 Golfing Mates

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4 Golfing Mates

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his mates, and play a round.

His mates all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she had been admiring for some time, but she's happy".

Number 2 guy says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car I got her".

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. 

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the ar*e and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either **** or golfing", and she said:

"Take a warm coat, it's cold out there".