Administrator Bad Karma Posted December 25, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted December 25, 2020 What do you call an old snowman? A: Water Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A: A Christmas Quacker! Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? A: Lost Q: Why is the government like ancient Bethlehem? A: It takes a miracle to find three wise men there. Q: Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys? A: Carbon footprints Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves? A: Dancer! Q: What do you get if you put a bell on a skunk? A: Jingle smells Q: Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? A: They were two deer. Q: What athlete is warmest in winter? A: A long jumper! Q: What happens to elves when they are naughty? A: Santa gives them the sack! Q: What do you call a deer who can’t see? A: No eye-deer! Q: What is the best Christmas present? A: A broken drum, you can't beat it! Q: How does Christmas Day end? A: With the letter Y! Q: What do you call Father Christmas on the beach? A: Sandy Claus! Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Paws! Q: What says Oh Oh Oh? A: Santa walking backwards! Q: Why can’t Christmas trees knit? A: Because they always drop their needles! Q:How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey? A: On the dark side! Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? A: Santa going through a revolving door! Q: What did the sea Say to Santa? A: Nothing! It just waved! Q: What do you call a dog who works for Santa? A: Santa Paws! Q: What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers? A: St Nickerless 1 Link to comment
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