Administrator Bad Karma Posted November 26, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted November 26, 2020 Q: What happens when you're too harsh on cranberries and make them sad? A: They turn into blueberries. Q: What's the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was Thanksgiving Day and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving." Little Johnny's began, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America?" A: The first time they heard America sneeze. Q: What do you call Thanksgiving if you're selfish? A: Thanks-taking. My husband doesn't think housework is a full-time job. So for Thanksgiving, I served him a raw turkey because revenge is a dish best served cold. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes. Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself! Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where's popcorn? Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? A: God save the kin. Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? A: Quack! Quack! Q: Which part of the turkey do drummers prefer? A: The drumstick, or course! Q: What's the main ingredient in Thanksgiving bread? A: May-flour! Q: Where's the only place that Christmas comes before Thanksgiving? A: In the dictionary! Q: What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? A: Squash! Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys? A: Foul weather! Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? A: Wing, wing. Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook? A: Pilgram. Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful. Q: Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? A: He wanted a light snack. Q: Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? A: He lost track of thyme. Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? A: To try to hatchet. Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs? A: Because if they dropped them, they would break. Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from? A: A poul-tree. Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a hill? A: An eggroll. Link to comment
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