Monster

[Seafood]

My young Son was terrified there was a Monster under his Bed,
So I sat him down to reassure him.
"Timmy, the Monster under your Bed has gone now and he'll never bother you again."
"Really..? Are you sure, Daddy..?"
"Yes, Son," I replied
He's most probably been Eaten by the Giant seven foot Killer Clown living in our Attic"..
Seems to have Worked,
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Cos, he's gone really quiet now!!