Scenic Flight

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I took a scenic flight over Liverpool yesterday it was my first time in an aeroplane.
And we were heading towards New Brighton when the pilot had a heart attack and died.
So I got on the radio and told someone that the pilot was dead and he asked me what was happening with the plane?
I said we are flying towards New Brighton and it's my first time in a plane and its flying upside down.
He said if it's your first time in a plane how do you know it's upside down?
I said because the sh*t is coming out of my collar!!!