Chop Wood

[uk666]

Chop Wood

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She’s organised had a caterer, a band, she’s hired clown. 

Then just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back.

Gratefully, they head around to the back of the house. Guests arrive, all is going well with the children – they’re having a wonderful time. 

But the clown has not shown up, and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic, and will probably not make the party at all. 

The woman is very disappointed, and after trying to entertain the children herself, she happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn.

She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does mid-air flips, and leaps high in the air.

She speaks to his mate and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvellous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him! How’s $50?”

The fellow replies:

"Well, I don’t know. Let me ask him. Hey Mike! For $50, would you chop off another toe?"