Mine Accident

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Mine Accident 

A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed.

The wife asks, "Babe what's wrong?"

The man says, "The people I work with are all dead."

Wife, "What happened?"

Man, "The cables of the lift snapped and the lift fall to the bottom, killing all of them."

Wife, "How did you survive?"

Man, "I was suffering from an upset stomach so, I have to rush to the toilet... when I come back, they were gone, and every family will receive $1 million each, from the mining company."

Wife: 

"You mean I have lost $1 million because of your ...... Daaaaamn!!! ShiiiiT !?!?!?"