Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch

[Bad Karma]

Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink.
The first lady began, "My husband is like a 7-Up, he's got seven inches and it's always up!"
The second replied, "My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!"
After a moment the third woman says, "My man is like a Jack Daniels."
"That's not a soft drink," one woman exclaims, "That's a hard liquor!"
Without hesitation the lady shouts, "That's my Fred!"