Andr-Tech uk666 Posted March 23, 2019 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted March 23, 2019 The sign said... Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels! At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you’ve come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out" On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts...” In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Car Exhaust Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait..." At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills." In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak" Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises." Sign on a home owner’s gate. The words, "Beware of Dog" had been crossed out and beneath it was written: "Forget the Dog. He Doesn't Know how to Load the Owner's Gun!" Sign at the counter in a chip shop: "In God we trust all others pay cash" 1 Link to comment
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