Andr-Tech uk666 Posted March 20, 2019 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted March 20, 2019 Headstone Humour Here Lies: Here lies Johnny Yeast pardon me for not rising. Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Here lays Butch, we planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw. I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. Here lies Lester Moore four slugs from a .44 no Les No More. Reader if cash thou art in want of any dig 4 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her. On the 22nd of June – Jonathan Fiddle – Went out of tune. Gone away owin’ more than he could pay. In Memory of Beza Wood departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood enclosed in Wood one Wood Within another. The outer wood is very good: we cannot praise the other. Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with “R.E. Danforth’s Non-Explosive Burning Fluid” Born 1903 – Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. Remember man, as you walk by, as you are now, so once was I, as I am now, so shall you be, remember this and follow me. – To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I’ll not consent, until I know which way you went. Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna, old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna. Here lies an Atheist all dressed up and no place to go. Here lies good old Fred A great big rock fell on his head. Here lies the miser John Skinner who died at noon to save a dinner. Here lies Dentist Brown filling his last cavity. Winston Churchill (1874-1965)…….who declares in his epithet: I am ready to meet my Maker, whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter! Link to comment
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