Text Messaging For Seniors

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Text Messaging For Seniors

**ATD** -- At the Doctor's
**BFF** -- Best Friends Funeral
**BTW** -- Bring the Wheelchair
**BYOT** -- Bring Your Own Teeth
**CBM** -- Covered by Medicare
**CUATSC** -- See You at the Senior Centre
**DWI** -- Driving While Incontinent
**FWBB** -- Friend with Beta Blockers
**FWIW** -- Forgot Where I Was
**FYI** -- Found Your Insulin
**GGLKI** -- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in
**GGPBL** -- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
**GHA** -- Got Heartburn Again
**HGBM** -- Had Good Bowel Movement
**IMHO** -- Is My Hearing-Aid On?
**LMDO** -- Laughing My Dentures Out
**OMMR** -- On My Massage Recliner
**OMSG** -- Oh My! Sorry, Gas
**ROFLCGU** -- Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
**TTYL** -- Talk to You Louder
**WAITT** -- Who Am I Talking To?
**WTP** -- Where are the Prunes
**WWNO** -- Walker Wheels Need Oil