Wife is Like a TV; Girlfriend is Like a MOBILE

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Wife is Like a TV; Girlfriend is Like a MOBILE

1. At home you watch TV, but when you go out, you take your MOBILE.
2. No money, you sell the TV, got money you change your MOBILE.
3. Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE.
4. TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated. That is the relationship.
5. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
6. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
7. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn’t.
8. You watch the TV from a distance, the MOBILE is always in contact with your body during communication, close to the mouth and the ear while you hold it with your hands. It’s something you really love.
9. The TV can never keep secrets. When it talks, everybody in the room listens. When the MOBILE talks the communication is secret.
10. You can never send the TV a secret message but with your MOBILE, you can send an SMS, very secret indeed.
11. Once you leave home, the TV is out of mind. Once the TV is out of mind, your MOBILE takes over and keeps you company.
12. If you forget your MOBILE, you return to fetch it if possible because it is always much closer to your heart.
13. MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
14. The TV never learns new tricks of the game and has never helped you go online. It is old fashioned. Your MOBILE went online long time and even enables you to send/receive photos and play MP3s. It’s more fashionable!

Most Importantly:

TVs don’t have viruses.

But MOBILES often do…It’s cute but can be very dangerous!