13 of the Worst (Best) Chicken Puns You’ve Ever Heard

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13 of the Worst (Best) Chicken Puns You’ve Ever Heard

1. The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances, the police suspect fowl play.
2. Ever hear the one about the egg who got laid?
3. I have no idea how to raise chickens, I think I’ll just wing it.
4. The thief finally ran afowl of the law.
5. I hate winter, I always feel so cooped up.
6. I ate an omelette for breakfast but I’m still feeling peckish.
7. The owner of the fair’s winning rooster was sure cocky.
8. Who’s in the mood for a chick flick?
9. Quit complaining and suck it up, I can’t listen to anymore of your squawking.
10. Those two are constantly egging each other on.
11. Shush! I’m hatching a plan, says the pet chicken heading home to roost.
12. Ignore him, he’s the guy who likes to ruffle everyone’s feathers. 
13. I’m feeling old, guess I’m no spring chicken.

Yep. They were exactly as bad as you thought they’d be. Do you know some funny chicken puns? Give us some below!