Seafood Posted May 25, 2013 Share #1 Posted May 25, 2013 Works similar to the Corrupted wish game, and the game is sort of self explanatory. Quote from: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!! A: Why is pizza called pizza? B: Cause nobody is calling 'em pancakes Will i fly? C: Only if you take drugs Will I be abducted by aliens? ... and so on... Does the light stay on in the fridge when I close the door? 1 Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 25, 2013 Andr Legend Share #2 Posted May 25, 2013 Ask Uncle Mike, from what I hear that is how he cools off on those hot days in his country If I type bad words will they be caught by the "No-No Algorithm"? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 25, 2013 Share #3 Posted May 25, 2013 only if you type from right to left Will Iduma be ever back? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 26, 2013 Andr Legend Share #4 Posted May 26, 2013 Probably when someone starts a "Ye Olde Tales of Olde Ilford" thread. Will Iduma have finally washed between his toes by then? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 26, 2013 Share #5 Posted May 26, 2013 Not only scrubbed between the toes but all over! When will the Ye ole tales of Illford start again? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 26, 2013 Andr Legend Share #6 Posted May 26, 2013 Well, is it permissable for we lowly "Junior Members" to actually start the tale? (Oh, drat! That was a question) Will Iduma fiannly wear his Sunday best suit and drive his VW Bug in the up-coming Tale? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 26, 2013 Share #7 Posted May 26, 2013 He will wear his flannels and sport a mackintosh to be sure When will THC deem it fit to start the never ending story thread? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 26, 2013 Share #8 Posted May 26, 2013 It's your lucky day as two of the world's most stunning women have just called me into their boudoir and want me to .................... (can't tell you that bit) Will Iduma find the true love of his life? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 26, 2013 Andr Legend Share #9 Posted May 26, 2013 I don't think there are many stray dogs for him to choose from. Will we ever be able to compose a cohesive and meaningful "Ye Olde Tales of Olde Ilford" that folks will follow as well as add their own touches? [h=2][/h] Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 26, 2013 Share #10 Posted May 26, 2013 In their ganja laden dreams,they might! Will Hoohaa allow Iduma to consummate his love? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 27, 2013 Share #11 Posted May 27, 2013 of course he will, when you can boil a pint of water in a chocolate teapot Can you adjust the height of a midget??? Link to comment
MMT Posted May 27, 2013 Share #12 Posted May 27, 2013 This can be done by lowering the bar. But will you spill your drink? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 27, 2013 Share #13 Posted May 27, 2013 Only when I'm doing a 150 mph on one wheel of my Harley....... When can you see the apocalypse? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 27, 2013 Share #14 Posted May 27, 2013 Right when you are on your Harley at dead man's curve at 200mph! Why is the giraffe raising its eyebrow at me? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 27, 2013 Andr Legend Share #15 Posted May 27, 2013 Perhaps it senses your well-known affection toward long-necked mammals? Hey, why is it also doing the eyebrow thing at me? Link to comment
MMT Posted May 27, 2013 Share #16 Posted May 27, 2013 Maybe he likes your avatar. Do you think that giraffe looks a bit like the meerkat in the TV ad? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 27, 2013 Share #17 Posted May 27, 2013 that's because your gorilla is winking at him Why do i see spots before my eyes? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 28, 2013 Andr Legend Share #18 Posted May 28, 2013 Methinks you are the one with spots before your eyes which prompts the next question: Why did you post twice? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 28, 2013 Share #19 Posted May 28, 2013 because he posted more than once. Will my giraffe and HooHaa's monkey get it on? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 28, 2013 Share #20 Posted May 28, 2013 Its just because your gorilla is winking back at him! Does the giraffe consume pizzas? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 28, 2013 Share #21 Posted May 28, 2013 only when he's been out with the lads on the lash. Can ostriches do the tango? Link to comment
mgk1956 Posted May 29, 2013 Share #22 Posted May 29, 2013 Probably they want to neck! How could a giraffe and a gorilla neck? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted May 29, 2013 Share #23 Posted May 29, 2013 They could always find a nice quiet spot in the back seats of the local cinema. Is it right to assume that Giraffes and Gorillas can only watch child friendly films? Link to comment
Andr Legend HooHaa Posted May 31, 2013 Andr Legend Share #24 Posted May 31, 2013 That is TRUE, but only in Wales! I wonder what happens to Vegemite if it has been left out and uncovered for 6-8 months at Uncle Mike's place? Link to comment
The Hairy Canary Posted June 1, 2013 Share #25 Posted June 1, 2013 I would imagine that it would be very upset and also very wet. Vegemite likes to participate in everything! Do woodlice fart? Link to comment
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