Two Men

[Seafood]

My wife phoned me. "There are two men standing outside," she whispered in a panic. "I think they are going to break in to our house." I said, "If they force their way in, don't let them have anything good. Ok?" "Ok, ok. I'll try my best!" she cried. I said, "No television. No Xbox, none of my expensive shirts. Ok?" "Ok, ok!" she shouted. "But--my goodness, honey, what if they ask me for sex?" I replied, "That'll be fine. I said 'anything good'.