Administrator Bad Karma Posted October 10, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted October 10, 2020 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks ? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand ? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know ? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words ? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack ? What is a whack ? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing ? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges ? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there ? 10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting ? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light" ? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected ? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites ? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things ? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds ? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ? 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ? 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right ? 20. Why is bra singular and panties plural ? 21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote controlwhen you know the batteries are dead ? 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase ? 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word ? 24. Why do we wash bath towels ? Aren't we clean when we use them ? 25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ? 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one ? 27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks ? 28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ? I dunno, why do we ? 2 Link to comment
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