Jump to content

Why ?


Bad Karma

Recommended Posts

  • Administrator

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks ?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand ?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know ?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words ?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack ? What is a whack ?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing ?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges ?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there ?
10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting ?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected ?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites ?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things ?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds ?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right ?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural ?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote controlwhen you know the batteries are dead ?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase ?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word ?
24. Why do we wash bath towels ? Aren't we clean when we use them ?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one ?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks ?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ? I dunno, why do we ?

  • Like 2
Link to comment

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...