Drunk Driving (Rude)

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Drunk Driving (Rude)

I think, I'm going to lose my driver’s license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!

Me: I assure you; I did not drink anything.

Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?

Me: A car.

Officer: Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi, or a Ford?

Me: I have no idea!

Officer: So, you're drunk.

Me: But I didn't drink anything.

Officer: Okay, one more test --- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Me: A motorcycle.

Officer: Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki, or a Harley?

Me: I have no idea!

Officer: Just as I suspected, you're drunk!

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: So, counter question --- You’re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. Who is this?

Officer: A prostitute of course.

Me: Yes, but which one?

Your sister?

Your daughter?

your wife?

or your mother?