Andr-Tech uk666 Posted August 11, 2020 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted August 11, 2020 Oxymorons Oxymorons, that will make you giggle (and feel smart). An oxymoron is a self-conflicting, self-cancelling, or seemingly contradictory combination of words that appear side by side. These figures of speech can be humorous, thought-provoking, memorable, and sometimes stimulate imagination and creativity. Interestingly, the term oxymoron, made up of two Greek words meaning “sharp” and “dull,” is itself an oxymoronic. The Best Oxymorons: Act naturally Almost exactly Alone together Anecdotal evidence Bitter Sweet Calm breeze Clearly confused Conspicuous absence Constant variable Controlled chaos Deafening silence Definite maybe Disgustingly delicious. Endless hour Even odds Exact estimate Far closer Foolish wisdom Found missing Genuine imitation Giant dwarf Good grief Growing smaller Hardly easy Haste slowly Honest thief Humane slaughter Impossible solution Inside out Largely inconsequential Larger half Lead balloon little big Living dead Loud whisper Love hate Loyal opposition Near miss New classic Occupied space Only choice Open secret Ordinary event Original copy Paid volunteer Passive aggression Peaceful dragons Perfect imperfections Plastic silverware Pretty ugly Random order Real fake Recently new Resident alien Same difference Silent scream Simply brilliant Small crowd Software documentation Steady vibration Straight angle Sweet sorrow Terribly pleased Tragic comedy True Lies True myth Uncontested race Violent Agreement Virtuous lie Walking dead Wireless cable Wise fool Working vacation Zero tolerance Funny Oxymoron Quotes There’s no one more depressed than a happily married man. - Mickey Rooney I am a deeply superficial person. - Andy Warhol Of course, I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. - Anthony Haden-Guest She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. - Arthur Baer I distinctly remember forgetting that. - Clara Barton You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it. - Donald Trump I have a terrible memory. I never forget a thing. - Edith Konecky I hate people but I love gatherings. - Edna St. Vincent Millay Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. - George Bernard Shaw Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason — there’s a reason. - Molly Mcgee Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. - Josh Billings We must believe in free will. We have no choice. - Isaac B. Singer I can resist everything but temptation. - Mark Twain It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. - Oscar Wilde The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields I always avoid prophesying beforehand because it is much better to prophesy after the event has already taken place. - Winston Churchill I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave. - Gerald R. Ford Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? - Yogi Berra 1 Link to comment
bluescope Posted August 16, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 16, 2020 My all-time favourite is Compassionate Conservatism. Thank you George W, Bush. 1 Link to comment
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